Rikki’s Refuge Pi Day Pie Toss
your donations support our no-kill life-care animal sanctuary and ....
YOU can watch the animals get revenge on da hoomans !!!!!
Right here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
Right here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
Duke: Hey Opie, Saturday is PI Day, I think we should have a celebration.
Opie: Yeah, another excuse to eat, SHE can make us minced mouse pie.
Opie: DUKE! ENOUGH .... STOP !!!! Thinking of that much food makes ME dizzy !!!
Duke: But Opie, I’m not talking about food. I’m not talking about PIE. I’m talking about PI, you know the number π as in the mathematical constant, the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, commonly approximated as 3.14159.
PI is an irrational number, π cannot be expressed exactly as a common fraction, although fractions such as 22/7 and other rational numbers are commonly used to approximate π. Consequently its decimal representation never ends and never settles into a permanent repeating pattern. The digits appear to be randomly distributed; .....
Opie: DUKE !!!! Stop talking like Wikipedia !!! Where DO you get this stuff from?
Opie: Clamps paw over Duke’s mouth. Duke, nothing needs to be THAT long cept my supper time. Come on .... Where is SHE ? Isn’t it time to get some hoomans in here crankin that can opener?
Duke: Opie, all you ever think about is FOOD!
Opie: That’s not true. I think about how to get even with dem hoomans for not servin enough .... for puttin me on a diet all the time .... for ....
Duke: But Opie, PI day is a great day for us to do some fundraising. I know we always need food, but there’s so many other things too. You know they need gravel for the driveway now after all that snow. I might not be able to see those pot holes, but I sure can feel them. That’s gonna cost a lot of money.
I hear the 9th Life Retirement, Assisted Living and Psychiatric Center is getting all the electricity updated so we don’t run out all the time and so we can all have heat and hot water and run the microwave to warm up our nums on cold days and ....
Opie: Now you’re talkin Duke ..... yeahhh warm up my nums ....
Duke: Seriously Opie ...... I think we should do something for PI Day. Did you know that PI R Squared ....
Opie: Duke, you don’t know nothin .... everybody knows PIES ARE ROUND ....... come on .... let’s rig up this bucket of water to fall off the top of the door on a hooman ..... they’re serving dinner late again ..... I love getting revenge, don’t you ? Come on, let’s play some jokes on them !!!
Duke: Opie, you have got to be the most mischievous little orange guy I’ve ever met. Those hoomans have a lot of work to do. We’re only two of the 1300 residents here they are preparing nums for .... can’t you have patience once in a while?
Opie: Patience! When we’re talking DINNER? I’d like to throw a pie in the face of those hoomans sometimes. But usually I’d rather just eat it.
Duke: So back to a celebration for PI Day ........
Opie: Oh Duke!! You’re a genius !!!! Let’s celebrate by throwing PIES AT HOOMANS !!!!!!
Duke: Oh Opie ..... you’re such a kitten !!!!!
Opie: I got it!!! I got it!!! I got it!!! Here’s how it’s gonna go ...... I need YOUR help ... YES ... I’m talking to YOU ... it’s gonna talk all of us to make this really good !!!!!
All us aminals we can now get even with dem hoomans !!!! Oh yeah .... hey YOU ALL .... come here .... you wants to get even ????
Our Pi Day Pie Toss fundraiser is gonna run for one full week !!!! And we get to revenge on da hoomans in a mostest fabulous way ..... we get to throw pies in their faces ....
AND .... it gets better ...... The COWS or the species of their choice gets to lick it off !!!!!
AND ..... it gets better ...... I’ll video tape it and put it up on YOUTUBE so you can watch it over and over and over again !!!!
How’s that sound? Ok, get ready, get set, GO ..... HELP me get donations for Rikki’s Refuge No Kill Animal Sanctuary ....
If YOU can help me raise $500 .... Robyn Schnellenberger gets a PIE !!!!
If YOU can help me raise $1000 .... Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
If YOU can help me raise $1500 .... Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
If YOU can help me raise $2000 .... Jessy Wayland AND Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
If YOU can help me raise $3000 .... Brittney Williams AND Jessy Wayland AND Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
If YOU can help me raise $4000 .... Lauren Meadows AND Brittney Williams AND Jessy Wayland AND Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
If YOU can help me raise $5000 .... Kerry Hilliard aka SHE who make me DIET and Lauren Meadows AND Brittney Williams AND Jessy Wayland AND Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
Ohhhhh and it gets BETTER !!!!!!!! I’ve made ALL da hoomans agree that if I can raise $50,000 to help finish the catch up for all the extra food and straw we needed for winter and all the extra gravel we’ll need after winter for the driveway, and to help pay the spring bills, and to help pay for the electric upgrade and oh so many things that need doing ...... something very special will happen !!!!
Hoomans like whipped cream .... and for mom and Robyn and Mariza the herbivores .... they’ll even get soy whip on the pies in their faces ...... so it’s really not so bad.
But I really want revenge ..... I’m mad every time I diet .... like all 23 hours of the day I’m not eatin ..... and so I talked to the cows .......
You know what a cow pie is ??? HUH ??? Do ya ????
Nope ... that’s not a chocolate !!!! No sireeeeee .......
Yup !!! That’s what it is ..........
And if we make the goal of $50,000 ...... it’s Cow Pies all the way .... Right here .... and Right on YouTube for everyone to watch ..... Yeeeee Hooooowwwwwww
And we gotz lot of it right here and handy !!!!!
So please help me raise the money so I can toss a pie - a COW PIE - in mom’s face !!!! For all the times she called me fat ..... all the meals I missed on her DIET ..... for all the silly clothes I had to wear ..... the list goes on and on .... oh please please help me reach the goal so I can whop her in da face with a great big cow pie !!!!!!!
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