Rikki’s Refuge Pi Day Pie
Toss
your donations support our
no-kill life-care animal sanctuary and ....
Duke: Hey Opie, Saturday is PI Day, I think we should
have a celebration.
Opie: Yeah, another excuse to eat, SHE can make us minced
mouse pie.
Duke: Not that kind of PIE Opie .... PI, you know, that magic number,
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019...
Opie: DUKE!
ENOUGH .... STOP !!!! Thinking of that much food makes ME dizzy
!!!
Duke: But Opie, I’m not talking about food. I’m not talking about PIE. I’m talking about PI, you know the number π
as in the mathematical constant, the ratio of a circle's circumference to its
diameter, commonly approximated as 3.14159.
PI is an irrational number,
π cannot be expressed exactly as a common fraction, although fractions such as
22/7 and other rational numbers are commonly used to approximate π.
Consequently its decimal representation never ends and never settles into a permanent
repeating pattern. The digits appear to be randomly distributed; .....
Opie: DUKE !!!!
Stop talking like Wikipedia !!!
Where DO you get this stuff from?
Duke: Opie, listen, this is important. Because PI’s definition relates to the
circle, it’s found in many formulae in trigonometry and geometry, especially
those concerning circles, ellipses or spheres. It is also found in formulae
used in other branches of science such as cosmology, number theory, statistics,
fractals, thermodynamics, mechanics and electromagnetism. The ubiquity of PI
makes it one of the most widely known mathematical constants both inside and
outside the scientific community: Several books devoted to it have been
published, the number is celebrated on Pi Day and PI DAY is SATURDAY, March
14th ...... and I’ve been memorize
the numbers to over 67,000 digits. Just
LISTEN ...
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019...
Opie: Clamps paw
over Duke’s mouth. Duke, nothing needs
to be THAT long cept my supper time.
Come on .... Where is SHE ? Isn’t it time to get some hoomans in here
crankin that can opener?
Duke: Opie, all
you ever think about is FOOD!
Opie: That’s not true.
I think about how to get even with dem hoomans for not servin enough
.... for puttin me on a diet all the time .... for ....
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
Duke: But Opie,
PI day is a great day for us to do some fundraising. I know we always need food, but there’s so many other things
too. You know they need gravel for the
driveway now after all that snow. I
might not be able to see those pot holes, but I sure can feel them. That’s gonna cost a lot of money.
I hear the 9th Life
Retirement, Assisted Living and Psychiatric Center is getting all the
electricity updated so we don’t run out all the time and so we can all have
heat and hot water and run the microwave to warm up our nums on cold days and
....
Opie: Now you’re talkin Duke ..... yeahhh warm up my nums ....
Duke: Seriously Opie ...... I think we should do something for PI Day. Did you know that PI R Squared ....
Opie: Duke, you don’t know nothin .... everybody knows PIES ARE ROUND ....... come on .... let’s rig up this bucket of
water to fall off the top of the door on a hooman ..... they’re serving dinner late again ..... I love getting revenge, don’t you ? Come on, let’s play some jokes on them !!!
Duke: Opie, you have got to be the most mischievous
little orange guy I’ve ever met. Those
hoomans have a lot of work to do. We’re
only two of the 1300 residents here they are preparing nums for .... can’t you
have patience once in a while?
Opie:
Patience! When we’re talking
DINNER? I’d like to throw a pie in the
face of those hoomans sometimes. But
usually I’d rather just eat it.
Duke: So back to
a celebration for PI Day ........
Opie: Oh
Duke!! You’re a genius !!!! Let’s celebrate by throwing PIES AT HOOMANS
!!!!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
Duke: Oh Opie .....
you’re such a kitten !!!!!
Opie: I got
it!!! I got it!!! I got it!!! Here’s how it’s gonna go
...... I need YOUR help ... YES ... I’m talking to YOU ... it’s gonna
talk all of us to make this really good !!!!!
All us aminals we can now
get even with dem hoomans !!!! Oh yeah
.... hey YOU ALL .... come here .... you wants to get even ????
Our Pi Day Pie Toss fundraiser is gonna run for one full week !!!! And we get to revenge on da hoomans in a mostest fabulous way ..... we get to throw pies in their faces ....
AND .... it gets better
...... The COWS or the species of
their choice gets to lick it off !!!!!
AND ..... it gets better
...... I’ll video tape it and put it
up on YOUTUBE so you can watch it over and over and over again !!!!
How’s that sound? Ok, get ready, get set, GO ..... HELP me get donations for Rikki’s Refuge No
Kill Animal Sanctuary ....
If YOU can help me raise
$500 .... Robyn Schnellenberger gets a
PIE !!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
If YOU can help me raise
$1000 .... Paul Erhard AND Robyn
Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
If YOU can help me raise
$1500 .... Mariza Soliman AND Paul
Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
If YOU can help me raise
$2000 .... Jessy Wayland AND Mariza
Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
If YOU can help me raise
$3000 .... Brittney Williams AND Jessy
Wayland AND Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE
!!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
If YOU can help me raise
$4000 .... Lauren Meadows AND Brittney
Williams AND Jessy Wayland AND Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn
Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
If YOU can help me raise
$5000 .... Kerry Hilliard aka SHE who
make me DIET and Lauren Meadows AND Brittney Williams AND Jessy Wayland AND
Mariza Soliman AND Paul Erhard AND Robyn Schnellenberger get a PIE !!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
Ohhhhh and it gets BETTER
!!!!!!!! I’ve made ALL da hoomans
agree that if I can raise $50,000 to help finish the catch up for all the extra
food and straw we needed for winter and all the extra gravel we’ll need after
winter for the driveway, and to help pay the spring bills, and to help pay for
the electric upgrade and oh so many things that need doing ...... something very special will happen !!!!
Hoomans like whipped cream
.... and for mom and Robyn and Mariza
the herbivores .... they’ll even get
soy whip on the pies in their faces ......
so it’s really not so bad.
But I really want revenge
..... I’m mad every time I diet .... like all 23 hours of the day I’m not eatin
..... and so I talked to the cows
.......
You know what a cow pie is
??? HUH ??? Do ya ????
Nope ... that’s not a
chocolate !!!! No sireeeeee .......
Yup !!! That’s what it is ..........
And if we make the goal of
$50,000 ...... it’s Cow Pies all the
way .... Right here .... and Right on
YouTube for everyone to watch .....
Yeeeee Hooooowwwwwww
And we gotz lot of it right
here and handy !!!!!
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
So please help me raise the
money so I can toss a pie - a COW PIE - in mom’s face !!!! For all the times she called me fat
..... all the meals I missed on her
DIET ..... for all the silly clothes I had to wear ..... the list goes on and on .... oh please
please help me reach the goal so I can whop her in da face with a great big cow
pie !!!!!!!
Love, Opie
Click here www.GoFundMe.com/PiDay
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