HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPIE !!!
It's my BIG NUMBER FIVE
BIRTHDAY !!!!!!
I'm so cited ... I'm all
grown up now ....
And I want YOU to celebrate
with me !!!!
gib me hugz ?
I gotz a store who gonna give
me special num eatin pressie for my Big Number Five Birthday .... but I need YOUR help !!!
The nice hooman at the store
said I can have a WHOLE pallet of canned nums for only FIVE CENTS an ounce
.......
And if you can spare a
quarter .... a WHOLE CAN is only FIVE NICKELS (25 cents)
I needz at least a whole can for lunch
And GEEZ if you be kind a
rich ... maybe, just maybe, you can find FIVE DOLLARS you don't need too back
and then you can buy me TWENTY CANS !!
that IS only
about the price of a donut and cup of coffee ya know ....
I wov my GGP !
You could even give me and my
friends - cuz I promise to share my Birthday Presents with my friends
FIFTY-FIVE CANS for only $13.75
And if you REALLY REALLY LOVE
ME ..... for ONLY FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS
you can feed me and my friends TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY cans .... that's what it takes to feed ALL OF US
breakfast !!!! How about that !!!
And YIKES .... if you be
super duper rich and you wanna be super duper famous at Rikki's Refuge
..... you can give me FIVE HUNDRED AND
FIFTY FIVE whole cans for the low low special deal one time offer price of
$138.75 !!!
And ... hey
... it's cheaper than getting me a car !
tho somebody gived me a horse for my
birthday .... this is Honor and he
moved in to Rikki's today to spend his retirement years with us .... but I
don't think he wants to eat any of my birthday presents .... but maybe you can
bring him apple?
BUT THERE IS A CATCH ... I have to promise to bring the nice man the
whole $1,600 and pick up the whole pallet TOMORROW .... so I really needz your pressie today
!!!!
YOU wants go Birthday shopping wif ME?
You want help me have
wonderful BIG NUMBER FIVE BIRTHDAY ?
I love you,
Opie
Don’t forget to SAVE A LIFE TODAY !
Rikki’s Refuge
PO Box 1357
Orange VA 22960
And please come see me soon !!
