Monday, December 21, 2009

On the Twenty-fourth Day of Christmas, look what came to Rikki’s,

twenty four plump pigs a plundering, twenty three goats a butting, twenty two sheep in need of sheering, twenty one chickens a cackling, twenty puppies a pooping, nineteen rebellious roosters, eighteen litter challenged kitties, seventeen emus escaping, sixteen dangerous ducklings, fifteen peaceful pigeons, fourteen peacocks plotting, thirteen humans helping, twelve temperamental turkeys, eleven pouting pussies, ten crotchety creaking canines, nine grumpy geese, eight kicking kittens, seven guinea fowl freeloading, six lizards a lazing, five guinea pigs a gnawing, four elderly equines, three burly bossy bovines, two rabbits a mating, and a chukar in a cherry tree.