Hi, You all know me ... Opie ... probably know me best of all cuz
I’m so cute !!!!
You know how hard I work to
feed all my friends here at Rikki’s. The
cats and the dogs and the cows and goats and .... well everybody .... even the
birds !!!!
So when Mom says, get out
there and get to work ..... I do .... no matter what she’s gonna make me do for
the day .... dress up like a little
hooman and do photo shoots .... go to events and give kisses ... kisses after
kisses .... for $1 each ..... You
know how many kisses that takes to feed everybody for the day?
So this time I’ve been
instructed by the higher powers that be .... the ones with the opposable thumbs
who can open the cans ..... to split
the refuge in two ....
Yews, you heard me right
.... to split us up .....
They spoke to me from above
and said .... go forth Opie and create two football teams .... and have them ready to play a very important
game by SUNDAY ....
... by Sunday?
Like WHICH Sunday, I said?
See these thumbs, my little
one? Get out and practice cus I want a
good game by Sunday, yes, THIS Sunday .....
and I’ll open all kinds of cans for you ......
And so I had to hike miles
down the road to find somebody with a TV so I could see what this football
thing is all about. You know mom, she’s
mean, we don’t even get no TV here ....
like not enough Fancy Feast and no TV .... is that rotten or what ????
Eat the dry kibble and watch the birds out the window, nature is better
for you than TV...... she with the
opposable thumbs says .......
Yeah yeah yeah ......
So me and Duke watched a
football game ..... Well I watched
.... Duke listened and I told him what
was goin on.
I mean he’s like a dog right?
They’re spozed to fetch the
ball and all, right?
Dog ... fetch .... ball
..... wouldn’t Duke be the best choice to be on MY team ?
But what does Duke say? Hey Opie, tell me where the ball is, I’m
blind, I can’t see it, I’ll be happy to retrieve it ..... if you just show me where it is .... geeeeshhhhh
And I’ve got till Sunday to
build a winning team. What I have to
go thru so everyone eats ......
I needed a strong partner
for the other team ..... a real leader ....
somebody who could help me organize all this and who could convince
everybody at the refuge to join in and help out .... I mean it’s gonna take ALL
of us working together to pull this one off by Sunday .....
So I picked Calvin to be the
captain of the other team ......
He’s probably the biggest strongest
dude here .....
Uh Oh ..... and he’s gonna
be MY opponent ?? He and ME is goin
head to head ??? Yikes ... what WAS I
thinking !!!!!!
Well .... we lined everybody up and said ok ..... how are we gonna split up into teams.
I’m Orange and maybe all you
orange ..... oh ... no ... Calvin is sort of orangy, well more than the other
cowas anyway ...
Hmmmmm .....
Hey Duke, what you and me got in common with half the critters here?
Joey stepped up and said,
you two ... you are vicious predators
... you dogs and cats don’t eat peacefully. We ... me and Calvin ... we’re peaceful plant eaters .... we
don’t never want to hurt nobody.
I said .... whoa dude ...
I’m peaceful ... I peacefully eat every can of Fancy Fest that gets opened
around here ......
And Joey said .... yeah
.... well think about it .... what goes
into those cans ......
Oh .... I don’t wanna think bout that ... me and
Duke went and hung our heads for a while and tried eatin some grass .......
..... after we gacked it up,
we came back to see that Calvin had appointed Joey as his right hand goat.
We tossed the ball around a
bit .... Duke running wild ....
scruffling ... OPIE where’s the ball ... where’s the ball ...... I wanna fetch the ball ....... Oh geeesssshhhhhh
So the teams me and Duke saw
on TV were the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks .... Hmmmm well we’s all patriots here
...... even our friends who’ve come
from Panama, Egypt, India, Bahrain, Japan ....
we’re all patriots now .....
The chickens wanted to call
us the Chicken Hawks ..... but I ain’t
a gonna be called no chicken .... no way .....
Joey and Calvin decided
they’d be the Seedeaters
And me and Duke and our team
would be the Predators .....
OK !!!! So now the team pickin is on ..... Well it seemed like a pretty fine line
..... all the cats and dogs lined up on
our side .... the Predators ....
All them grass eaters lined
up with Calvin and Joey .... the
Seedeaters ......
and WOW it worked out
..... that’s about a 50/50 mix of us
critters at Rikki’s Refuge !!!! Half
of us is cats and dogs and half of us is cows and goats and sheep and chickens
and geese and rabbits and all that ....
OK ......
So we did some more talkin
and we said, you know what ...... we’re
always begging for money to buy nums .....
this time .... how bout is we help da HOOMANS MAKE MONEY too !!!!
What a cool idea !!! We’re sharin with our hooman friends this
time !!!!
We’ve all got a lot of
practice to do, and when we play on Sunday night in our SUPPER BOWL .... Me and Duke and all the New England
Predators will be playing with the Patriots .....
Calvin and Joey and all the
Seattle Seedeaters will be playing with the Seahawks .....
So if the Patriots win ....
the Predators win .....
if the Seahawks win .... the
Seedeaters win .....
YOU can buy a raffle ticket
for who YOU think is gonna win ...
Predators ... Seedeaters
YOU can buy a raffle ticket
for both and really win !!!
Cuz at Rikki’s .... cus most
of us amnials were considered losers before we came here .... losers, rejects, not worthy of being alive
... yeah .... and even though we are
honored and we are loved and we are anything but losers at Rikki’s Refuge
.... we remember that feeling of being
sad and losing everything ....
You can click on the picture
of anyone on the team YOU want to support !!!!
So we’re gonna have prizes
for the losers too all so everybody gets happy !!!!
SIX of you hoomans will win
money !!!! All of us aminals will get
NUMS !!!!
Can you think of a better
deal?
Here’s how it all works
!!!! Including all the fine print and
legal stuff !!!!
HURRY TICKETS HAVE BEEN
SELLING FAST !!!!!!
Announcing Rikki’s Refuge’s
SUPPER BOWL XLIX RAFFLE
The New England Predators vs The Seattle Seedeaters
Pick the winning team, who do YOU want to feed?
Hold the winning ticket, and feed yourself with 200 BIG ONES
.... YES that’s $200
SIX prizes all together .... TOTALING $525 !!!!
Pick the winning team and YOUR odds are 1 in 100 of WINNING
$200.... now that’s pretty darn good
odds !!!!
Your overall chance of winning with one ticket is 1 in
33.333~~~ ..... WOW .... it’s easy to
be a WINNER with us !!!!
Raffle tickets ONLY $10 each ......
Opie, Duke and the rest of the cats and dogs at Rikki’s are
backing the New England Patriots, if that’s who you’re rooting for get your
raffle ticket HERE: www.GoFundMe.com/NewEnglandPredator
Calvin, William and the rest of the cows, sheep and goats at
Rikki’s are backing the Seattle Seahawks, if that’s who you’re rooting for get
your raffle ticket HERE: www.GoFundMe.com/SeattleSeedeaters
Team up with Opie and Duke or Calvin and William ....
Take your pick ..... Opie and
Duke are collecting for canned cat and dog food .... Calvin and William are collecting for hay .....
At the end of the game, The Predators score will be the same
as the Patriots and the Seedeaters score will be the same as the Seahawks
..... it’s all in fun ... we’re feeding
our friends ..... and you can watch us
here or watch ‘em on NBC .... If you
watch dem hoomans ... just imagine out
faces and us playing with that football !!!!!
In any case -- we’ll score the same.
For each $10 you contribute to your team’s goal .... you get ONE raffle ticket and YOU could win
$200.
AFTER you’ve bought your ticket send an email to Vincent@RikkisRefuge.org telling us
the name your ticket is in, and we’ll send you an electronic raffle
ticket.
WATCH the SUPER BOWL and then tune in with us on facebook at
https://www.facebook.com/Vincent.Cat
Watch the drawing ....
and WIN ....
First prize winner on the winning team (New England
Predators & Patriots OR Seattle Seedeaters & Seahawks) will win $200,
second prize $100, third prize $50. On the losing team first prize will be
$100, second $50 and third $25.
There will be a total of six winners.
It’s a WIN WIN RAFFLE ...... you can win up to $200 ....
and the animals win cans of food or bales of hay !!!!!!
PICK YOUR TEAM NOW .....
www.GoFundMe.com/NewEnglandPredator
& Patriots OR
www.GoFundMe.com/SeattleSeedeaters
& Seahawks
Here’s all the details and the fine print:
We will sell ONLY 100 raffle tickets for each team.
That’s a total of 200 tickets.
Tickets are $10 each.
You may buy one or more tickets for one or both teams. Hedge your bets and buy a couple tickets for
each team !!!
Once you have paid for your Raffle Ticket, contact us by
email at Vincent@RikkisRefuge.org
to receive YOUR Raffle Ticket number.
You may buy tickets up to 5 pm on Super Bowl Sunday,
February 1, 2015, BUT once 100 tickets are sold for each team -- NO MORE WILL
BE SOLD. Watch the updates at www.GoFundMe.com/NewEnglandPredator
& www.GoFundMe.com/SeattleSeedeaters
to see when all Raffle Tickets are SOLD OUT ......
The drawing will take place on Vincent Cat face book page
https://www.facebook.com/Vincent.Cat shortly after the end of the Super Bowl on
Sunday, February 1, 2015, 10 pm, 11 pm, when ever the game is over and the
final scores are in. Results may be
posted on other sites belonging to Rikki's.
You do not need to be present at the time to win.
Prize money will be Paypaled to the account of your choice,
yours, a friend’s, a charity's.
If you are a winner -- one of the SIX winners -- contact us
by email at Vincent@RikkisRefuge.org
If winner(s) do not have a Paypal account or do not want to
use their Paypal account .... they may request a check for their winnings, and
should notify us of who to make the check out to and the address to send the
check to. All checks will be in US
Dollars and drawn on BBT, a US bank and will be mailed by standard first class
USPS mail.
All winnings will be processed and sent out as soon as
possible after receiving the winner’s information, but in no case later than 5
business days after receipt of that information.
Any winner not claiming their prize within 15 days of the
drawing shall forfeit their prize and funds shall be used to buy food for the
animals of Rikki’s Refuge.
100 tickets at $10 each, totals $1,000 for each team. Anyone contributing funds to these GoFundMe
sites after the total has reached $1000 or 100 tickets for each team is NOT
buying a ticket, but is DONATING funds and a raffle ticket will NOT be issued.
ONLY the first 100 ticket purchases at $10 each, or a total
of $1000, on each team’s GoFundMe qualifies as a raffle ticket purchase.
If any donation is less than $10, it shall be strictly a
donation and does NOT buy a raffle ticket.
Each $10 of a larger donation, will buy one ticket, and any
excess will be strictly a donation. For example if you donate $247 you will get
24 tickets.
If you have any questions, get them answered BEFORE you buy
tickets !!!! Please ask at one of
these locations
The proceeds of this raffle will buy food to benefit the
animals of Rikki's Refuge which is owned and operated by Life Unlimited of
Virginia, Inc., an IRS 501(c)(3) not-for-profit Virginia Corporation. Federal
Tax-ID 54-1911042. Your donations provide direct support. A financial statement
is available upon written request from the Virginia State Office of Consumer
Affairs. www.RikkisRefuge.org 540-854-0870 Rikki’s Refuge, PO Box 1357, Orange VA 22960
Ok .... I gotz to go now .... thank you for your support .... I gots to go
out there and practice my team ... out there .... on the cold frozen field ....
with very few snack breaks .....
I’m so worried ... I might lose some of my beautiful bulk !!!!
Love,
Opie
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