Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Slinky Disappointed, says Santa Cheated

You should have seen the look of disappointment on his face when he woke up Christmas morning to discover Santa had brought him his very own car! "Car?, Car?" said the sixteen year old, "I wanted a mouse!" I can't eat this thing! But Vincent was quick to console him, "I know where Kerry leaves her credit cards at night. You study up and get your license. I'm sure we can find an all-night cat food store!" "Cat food? Cat food?" said Slinky, "How about a pet store full of mice!"

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